If there are two things that I am incredibly good at, it would be smearing cosmetics onto my skin and coming up with awful ways to start writing essays/stories/Facebook updates/tweets/projects/and apparently blog posts. So lets just awkwardly dive right in, shall we?
I have wanted to write blog stuff for about two years but I have never bothered because I didn't have the time nor the motivation. But now that my life is boring enough to have time but not boring enough to still be able to post fun things, I figured, eh why not.
I am an abyss of beauty knowledge and know more that I should about it at my age. You want bigger looking eyes? Let me write you a book about it. Want to contour your face good? Go somewhere else...because that @#$% is hard...loljk...but seriously. So here, have my knowledge.
Well as much as I would love to sit at my computer typing the day away I really need to shower and wash off two days worth of flaking off eyeliner and mascara. Gross right? I know. Greasy hair...DON'T CARE. Let a b#$%& be lazy ight? Ight. So I'm off to get clean but stick around, and watch everything get all sorts of dirty. Loljk keeping this PG-13ish.
Naked time.
Stay in school kids.
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